If Cows Ruled The World...
1.) The global economy will be a green one... literally.
2.) Everybody will be vegetarians... no more heart diseases and clogged arteries.
3.) "All the world is a stage" will be rectified to "All the grass is a stage".
4.) English will not be the world's common language, moo will be the world's common language instead.
5.) Milk will replace rice as a staple diet.
All the cows of the world rejoice! :)