2012 - Why So Much Gloom?

Be it a mega asteroid coming down to flatten us all, a mysterious planet X coming to pulverize us, catastrophic floods drowning entire nations, earthquakes ripping up the land, alien armada's appearing to world governments en masse, Lady Gaga's egg containing the end time codes for mankind (well it still hatched anyway) and much more.

But wait, if the world is truly ending as people say in 2012, why all those conflicting theories above? Unless all of them occur on the same scale and same time, its good luck and good bye (perhaps?) to humanity. The earth is better off without us burning it up and stripping it bare, but thats another story.

Are we alone in this world? Of course not, we have elephants, cats, dogs, goldfish, sharks, whales, monkeys, eagles, hawks, chippendales, the Loch Ness (Nessie!), that should put to rest the age old question - Are We Alone?

As for "Are We Alone Out There?" Of course not either! There are motherships waiting to zap us, abduct us, mate with us and produce alien offspring who look too familiar to us (see those celebrities who went for some plastic), we are definitely not alone!

All right, so the world is ending in 2012? Well, if it happens, goodbye! But if it doesn't, where did those alien motherships go? Hmm...

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