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Monday, June 28, 2010

Deals... Bling Bling

A good deal leaves one feeling satisfied.
A great deal leaves one feeling awesome.
An awesome deal leaves one feeling breathless.
Here are marketing examples:
A good deal: You buy a $10 voucher for the price of $9.
A great deal: You buy a $10 voucher for the price of $5.
An awesome deal: You buy a $10 voucher for $1 and get 2 free $10 vouchers.
And now for the real life examples:
A good deal: You get a girlfriend.
A great deal: You marry your girlfriend.
An awesome deal: You now have kids.
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A good deal leaves one feeling satisfied.
A bad deal leaves one feeling angry.
A very bad deal leaves one feeling breathlessly angry.
Here are marketing examples:
A good deal: You buy a $10 voucher for the price of $9.
A bad deal: You buy a $10 voucher and realise the voucher's a sham.
A very bad deal: You buy a $10 voucher and not only was it a sham, you get charged in court for supporting illegal sales.
And now for the real life examples:
A good deal: You get a girlfriend.
A bad deal: Your girlfriend leaves you.
A very bad deal: Your girlfriend leaves you and you are stuck with debts incurred by her lavish spendings.
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