Save The World?

If I were a superhero like batman (wearing that bat suit will be a No-No for me especially with my tummy sticking out like a sore thumb) or superman (that skin-tight suit too is a No-No for me, it will rip at the edges) I will never choose to save the world. Why?

If you realize that in most superhero shows made in the US of A (I love Borat!), they DO NOT save the world, they SAVE New York/Gotham ONLY. How terrible is that! Mistaking New York/Gotham for the world!

Anyway back to the topic, I will NEVER choose to save the world but I'd choose to save our food instead! I'll save all the pies, the fried chicken wings, the rice, the cakes and everything!

In this case, I'd be known as G-Man, where the letter G stands for Gluttony.

Still, the world has to be saved one way or another. I'll leave it to the other superheroes...