To The Mysterious Callers...

Who have been calling me asking for the wrong person at the wrong place at the wrong time, how on earth did you get my number?

I received many phone calls on my mobile over the past few years from different people of different races, tribes and tongues asking for people who i absolutely DO NOT have the slightest clue of.

One instance was this:
Caller: Hello?
Me: Hello?
Caller: (Apparently a small boy or girl) Who are you?
Me: (?!) Hello?
Caller: Who are you?
Me: Who are you?
Caller: (Speaks to his mother) Mummy, I call that person le...
Me: (??)
*At this point, I'm frustrated beyond measure and simply hang up the phone.

The next time, any Tom, Dick or Toothless Mary calls me with some UIN (Unidentified Number), please be kind as to IDENTIFY yourself and TELL me who you are looking for. If you ARE NOT looking for a red-blooded Singaporean Chinese Male named Daniel Foo, please spare my blood pressure by hanging up when you realize that my handsome and soothing voice turns out NOT to be that of the person YOU are looking for.

In short, follow these simple steps before calling me (applies only to mysterious and unknown callers):

1.) Don't dial that number, if you would like to do so, proceed to step 2.
2.) Are you sure you want to dial that number? What if the receiver on the other end turns out to be a faceless, shadowy and dark fiend from the netherworld whose ready to devour your soul? If you are sure, proceed to step 3.
3.) Repeat steps 1 & 2.