For Ladies: MSN Nicknames That Keep Stalkers Away

1.) Beautiful, sexy and extremely gorgeous lady, msg me if you wanna chat, i'll tell you more about my "operation" in Thailand. I miss my hairy legs :(

2.) Lonely? Msg me only if you wanna endure my endless ranting on my shopping trip this afternoon plus high tea with my girls. I won't give you a chance to chat, its all about ME :)

3.) Beautiful Princess --- I love to talk about the weather and how it blows away the men who try to talk to me on MSN. I'm Category 5 Hurricane 'Ah Lian'.

4.) Just given birth to a baby, my husband is in front of my computer. Msg 'me' if you wanna chat.

5.) Away; Not Available; Not Lonely; Not Desperate; Not Single either.