What is Marketing?

What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say,"I am very rich. Marry me!"
"That's Direct Marketing"

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."
"That's Advertising."

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
"That's Telemarketing."

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
"That's Public Relations."

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich, I want to marry you."
"That's Brand Recognition."

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me." She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
"That's Customer Feedback."