Ol man told young man, "Old age is a burden!" Young man told ol man, "Youth is a burden!" Middle-aged man told young man, "Middle age is a burden!" --- in conclusion: young, middle and old aged men are a burden.
XXX asked YYY, "Are you man enough to tell ZZZ that you love her?" YYY replied, "ZOMG! PWNED!" --- Man who speaks in L33t loves no woman.